This is just one line in a GREAT set. Check out the video here. Don't know or have any connection to this dude. I just fucking love it.
"Hey there. Wanna break out of this hell hole?"
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Wanna have gay sex?
God yes
Well, I didn't expect that answer from a woman in the streets, now what?
Be a good wingman and introduce her to your best lesbian friend?
I only have two, and they're married to eachother.
It never hurts to ask, just don't be stereotypical about it and maybe they'll at least become friends (thus increasing the chance they'll meet someone new to fulfill your 'promise'?)
Woman
I can only apologize for disappointing you then.
Was referring to the picture, Paul 💘
My apologies, I have an intelligence of 8 <3
If you hold your head sideways, the 8 becomes infinity! 💕
But then we get into an existential spiral about infinity and maybe I should stick with low intelligence lol
catcalling by only using phrases I would like to hear in prison like: "how would you like to get outta this shithole", "i can set you up with my lawyer" and "i can get you cigs, pornmagz, mail from the outside anything you just name it"
You want some vodka i distilled in my toilet?
I prefer the toilet wine
I came up with a super secret way of avoiding these situations by just avoiding women in public entirely.
Or simply avoiding public spaces entitely.
How am I supposed to sell opioids then?
You think asking guys in prison, if they want to buy dope, would be something they don't want to hear?
Not sure, but remember not to lace it with fentanyl unless you want your boss to break your kneecaps. The cartels don't like their suppliers killing customers to hide skimming.
Outrageous. How else am I going to make drugs addictive?
Pick Up Artistry reduced to just offering every girl you want to meet a cigarette.
If I'm wearing a kilt in prison, and the ugliest, grossest guy says "damn nice legs dude" imma strut my stuff. But there is a limit.
Not available in the US sadly, but the clips that are are very funny. Thanks for the tip, I’d never heard of this guy
I'm torn on this. On the one hand, I agree with the satement of "don't do anythig you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of". On the other hand, it's phrased as a joke that has the punchline of "haha, prison rape".
No it isn't. At no point is rape the punchline here or even mentioned. You are making a leap on your own accord and then blaming the comedian for your personal thoughts.
The joke comes from the situation where white men typically live in a world where people do not have power over them. In prison, that changes. The joke is not "haha rape". The joke is "The tension you are causing women constantly with your harassment you could compare to the tension in a prison where you are at the bottom of the totem pole."
You are the one who decided to take it that extra step, add rape and then blame the comedian. You'd have to actively make an argument to try and convince someone that the punchline is rape which, just in doing it, simply strengthens the point that it isn't.
What? This is obviously a prison rape joke. I'm not sure why you're making such mental gymnastics. It's OK to laugh about terrible things sometimes too.
Well I literally just explained how it isn't. If you want to call basic math "mental gymnastics" by all means.
Can we never joke about sensitive topics?
Isn't humor like, our primary coping mechanism for dealing with dark topics?
If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren't actually funny
Can we never joke about sensitive topics?
Sure. Won't stop you from getting heckled for bad taste.
Isn’t humor like, our primary coping mechanism for dealing with dark topics?
There's a difference between joking about your own traumas and joking about other people's