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Wanna have gay sex?
God yes
Well, I didn't expect that answer from a woman in the streets, now what?
Be a good wingman and introduce her to your best lesbian friend?
I only have two, and they're married to eachother.
It never hurts to ask, just don't be stereotypical about it and maybe they'll at least become friends (thus increasing the chance they'll meet someone new to fulfill your 'promise'?)
I can only apologize for disappointing you then.
Was referring to the picture, Paul 💘
My apologies, I have an intelligence of 8 <3
If you hold your head sideways, the 8 becomes infinity! 💕
But then we get into an existential spiral about infinity and maybe I should stick with low intelligence lol