Just distract her with a piece of cheese.
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Dammit, beat me to it haha
Instructions unclear: stuck hand up pussy and got voted in as President
Ummmm .... sir ..... Mr president sir ..... that wasn't a pussy
Doesn't matter ~~had sex~~ got elected
instructions unclear: lost the hand
Y'know, you should consider yourself lucky.
You don't encounter vagina dentata every day.
This is way off. Everybody knows the best way is to tell her to calm down. If it doesn't work the first time or seems to have the opposite effect, just do it again. Keep doing it and she will eventually stop.
I like to go for sexual advances. Still working on the specific lines, but I'm sure to find a winner soon. ;)
Works on men too!
With men make sure to point out that they are scaring everyone by showing any emotion other than feigned happiness. Women aren't threatening enough to need the extra step.
Don't forget to point out that they're being irrational.
And ask if it's that time of the month.
Wrong. You hold a bag of Tacos in her face and say very firmly and confidently "The power of the Mexican Gods compells you, Evil Spirit. Leave this woman's body!"