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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] csm10495 1 points 2 months ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] RandomlyRight 10 points 2 months ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"you get what you paid for" lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I do like me some salami on toast.