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Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
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Manjaro, easy choice.
Ironically it's probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
TiVo
The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don't like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
android
It'll randomly doze off whenever you don't look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick
Red Star anybody?
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
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Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
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Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
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"I use Arch btw"
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don't know much about it though.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
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All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isnβt Linux.
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the one you, the reader, uses
Ironically, I'm reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
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Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
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Linux
underrated
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
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I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean
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