He knows as much about Unix as he knows about PoE2
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Is Elon trying to say he deleted his own brain because his behavior would prove that theory
I've also heard 127.0.0.1 referred to as Home, so maybe he kicked another kid out of his house?
Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness
Precisely, thank you for illustrating.
Obligatory: not mine just pulled from Google images. Looks like morning brew logo in the corner
He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".
I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.
Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit
fascist_bullshit found!
Adding host to block list.
sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root
The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.
Just tell everyone it's to delete the french language pack.
Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.
I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet
Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.
Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he's also a fake poser of a programmer
@theneverfox @HiddenLayer555 Euh... that's network / sysadmin more than programming .
Not if you're a Bash programmer ·υ·
He is still bad at it
My sister's name is Amanda, not Admin!
He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased
woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf... wow this guy sure knows his UNIX!
Somehow he managed to add a new hostname to /etc/hosts, but then tries to undo it by rm'ing the hostname?
Always a good idea to delete a binutil right?
No see, he's saying the woke_mind_virus is protecting him! He can no longer accidentally run the rm command and erase his entire mind. It's 4d cheese or whatever to tell the woke they are actually correct and this right wing posturing is a plot /s
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This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.
He is such a fucking moron.
So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act
after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like
first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
now he's talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he's saying some of the most batshit insane things i've ever heard, so i'm starting to reevaluate my earlier choices...
Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T
Remember this blast from the past?
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Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.
Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address
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