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[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Want to learn more? Here's everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reality is often disappointing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's gonna be my epitaph: "In reality, often disappointing"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unfortunatley that's not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that's what I thought. Way too good to be true.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

[–] hypnotoad 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren't actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

[–] hypnotoad 2 points 2 years ago

Much appreciated

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Good human.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's some Dr. Seuss shit.

One fish two fish

Red fish Dongfish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holy crap I'm getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

https://youtu.be/8d0N0jA0tus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/8d0N0jA0tus

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.