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For something that's satire, I have to say the numbers are surprisingly low. Though maybe that says more about my tastes than anything else ๐Ÿค”.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That... actually sounds like an interesting idea for a board game

[โ€“] agamemnonymous 14 points 1 week ago

Isn't that basically Mouse Trap?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're called "puzzles".

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What does it says about everyone that agrees (me included) ? I would have fun with that and know at least another person who would.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me introduce you to jigsaw puzzles. They even come with a picture showing you exactly where every piece should go! :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

much too easy ! I'd prefer weirdly convoluted text and uncomprehensible images please. I was actually picturing a group of friends arguing over the rule book. Whoever succesfully argues for it's interpretation of it wins.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, you're describing the 10k piece, monocolour, false fit, advanced version.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

now, that sounds interesting !

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Star Wars: Imperial Assault

I was gifted it and still haven't found a group willing to play. It's easier to get a SW5e party together, or Mothership

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Campaign for Africa?

[โ€“] mindbleach 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

... shit, that's viable. You could make that fun and funny for real. Kinda like Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes, but in cardboard. And dice and tokens and string and clay.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have an actual playable game after setup, but the game you play depends on how the pieces were actually setup. If you really screwed up, you play house rules Monopoly.

[โ€“] mindbleach 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, like it's bugged. Rules don't work as-written because things aren't lined-up properly. There are no remaining cards in the yellow satchel because they're mismatched with the tile stacks. Rotating the dungeon panels traps a player because any correct alignment of doors is in NP-hard.

But once you've improvised that all cards get shuffled back in and one-sided walls don't count... you can walk to the exit in like two turns, right? We're gonna Any% this bitch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't Decorum basically "set up the board properly"?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Made by Fantasy Flight. The only contents are the instructions and 3,007 unsorted 1mm x 1mm cardboard tokens.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Not sure I ever even played Mousetrap.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

None of the rules mentioned in the article actually sound that convoluted (other than specific names I wouldn't remember). I've played worse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I am looking at you nemesis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A full fleet scenario for Star Fleet Battles would make this game look like tic-tac-toe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Small book for a 2.5 hour setup. (25 pages)

Empyreal feels like it's a long of a setup, but it's not nearly that bad.