Rock, paper? ...ohhhhhhhhhh.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Me: "oh, one of them works for Rock, Paper, Shotgun! nice! But why post this? I don't get it."
Yup. Same!
Please explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?
Rock, paper...... Scissors. The joke is lesbian sex.
Sesbian lex? As in Lebanese?
Is Lebanaise an instrument?
Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?
Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise
Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?
Oh maybe garlic sauce!
But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that's mostly mayonnaise
Welp, I wasn't expecting a sex joke.
Go to a porn site and type “scissor” in the search bar
scissor-ing
Honestly that's adorable
Sounds like a keeper.
Disgusting...... ... where more?
Took some time but got it.