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[–] [email protected] 191 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Clown egg number state

Ez πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Correct horse battery staple

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

hunter2 <--- see? I copied and pasted what you wrote. You see your password here, but we just see asterisks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I got Clown dozen even state πŸ––

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It Egg Even States

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[–] ryedaft 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

[–] ryedaft 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Oh, that one is very good! Wish I had thought of that.

Edit: Although, how did you get "don't" from the eggs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ahh jumped one step too far from dozen -> doesn't -> dont

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Clown eggs pairs states

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Clown eggs number particles

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dont dead open inside?

[–] can 83 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

It eggs even states

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Just to check, is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[–] can 6 points 2 days ago

Not this time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

For the chicken.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Clown egg number phase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Jester carton powers of two states

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What does the Clown have to do with IT?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Not sure if serious, but the clown's name is "Pennywise" from the tv movie adaptation of Stephen King's novel, It. Though "It" refers to the creature, the clown that it primarily takes the form of is named, Pennywise.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Nah that's a dozen eggs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

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