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[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Wow. While I wouldn't say it made me laugh, that is pretty well done. Garfield being like, "I don't fucking care, give me lasagna, Jean" is pretty on-point.

Edit: granted, that kinda is Garfield's entire personality, but it would have been so easy to have Garfield ignore Jean's request and focus entirely on the lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (4 children)

nobody in the history of the earth has ever laughed at a garfield comic strip

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

except jim davis

and that guy who made garfield eats

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Idk. I laugh everytime I see the pipe comic after watching a dude analyze it for an hour.

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you telling me THIS ain't funny?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad 2 points 3 days ago

fair enough, I tried :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

now where could my pipe be

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

out of the ordinary, I mean

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

perfect characterization 🤌 like that’s garfield alright

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's an ally cat [canned laughter]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i just got the strange feeling that canned lasagna would be yummers lowkey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How would that be packaged? I'm imagining a square of lasagna rolled into a tube.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Add some ricotta to some beefaroni

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

oh my gyatt

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

why does every trans meme assume we change our name to just the other gendered version of our dead names lol. It's a trope at this point, but speaking as a trans woman that would be dysphoric af.

I guess, to be fair, I actually considered making my middle name similar to my dead name as a way out for my parents from the "it's just hard for us" but I realized I hated that idea and screw them if they think respecting me is too hard for them.

Edit: btw 2 years post come out and my dad finally used my chosen name for the first time. They can change, though my dad keeps misgendering, which shows me his heart isn't in the right place. He's thinking "appease" me as in his heart I'm still a guy, even though he definitely glanced at my chest... guh

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

General ease of identification. Going from "John" to "Jean" is an easier logical leap of "this is the same person" than "John" to "Sarah".

Of course, when dealing with a well known character with an easy to recognise overall design, it's kinda weird, but visual and mental recognition are in general.

[–] azertyfun 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Fictional characters also have a bunch of naming rules that real people don't. Quite importantly, unless you're GRRM they should not have the same or similar name to another character in your story (i.e. what you're saying, one name per person and one person per name). Else shit's just confusing, as knows anyone who tried to learn anything about Elden Ring's lore.

Names also should match the character's personality. John's John because he's meant to be pathetically average and John is the most average white american name there is. Naming him Bartholomew or Rico would not have worked for that particular character.

I would therefore posit that if John as a fictional character did transition, Jane might be a better fit due to being more common while still being familiar enough not to be confusing. Or perhaps Jess which retains an alliteration but sounds even more "basic" then Jane IMO.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I dig Jane because there's also another tie there.

John and Jane Doe, typically used when there's no personal identification.

Though I also feel like we're losing something because of the medium. Is it "Gene" like genie or "Jawn" like Jeanne?

I live in the rural South, it could genuinely go either way in my head, though I lean towards "Jawn" for the better flow from "John".

EDIT: Okay, I cannot decide which makes more sense as a pronunciation guide, if you've played Bayonetta, you've heard it pronounced.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

unless you're GRRM they should not have the same or similar name to another character in your story

Or Robert "all Aes Sedai names begin with M" Jordan. (To say nothing of two of the core POV characters both having names that are pronounced the same apart from a single consonant cluster.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

that's true

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jean is just the French form of John. It's not a different gendered form.

All I can conclude is that he transitioned to French

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A fate worse than death (and I'm saying that as a french).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't even wish it on Odie

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hey now, some trans memes are about changing your name to "msulseth the devourer"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

But see, that's a really great chosen name so I totally get that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i don’t know, but trope or not anecdotally i can say it does happen so i try not to judge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Never would judge any real person for their chosen name, I just find it silly when it's like this in memes and stories.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would guess it’s actually more likely in memes and stories, because using a similar name will help the more smooth brained readers follow along.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I can totally see that being why the trope is super prevalent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most of my friends who are trans immediately got a nickname because it was easier to go to that instead of their dead name and then you just needed to eventually go from nickname to their new name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Me too, I had a non-gendered nickname based on my dead name, and was going to just have my middle chosen name be a lovely name that fit that nickname. But then I decided I hated the nickname and got sour on the idea of "making it easy" for my parents to dead name me in their heart, while using a chosen name.

Ended up not having a middle name, which is cool because I get to "legally attest" to not having a middle name sometimes which I thought was interesting.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

it's too funny to actually be Garfield

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Wait. What if Garfield eats lasagna all the time because the freezer is literally an endless pocket dimension full of lasagna...

Shit, I need my morning coffee. I hate Mondays and it's only the Sunday morning now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I love how the first think he did with the news it's making the girl go to the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's funny cause even if someone is transphobic, on some level they do see you as valid which they'd never intentionally admit. But they will unintentionally admit it with their misandry/misogyny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

It's weird to bring that up when Garfield in particular and cats in general would have the same response to any person that can make them food.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

all cats do this tbh i dont see this as an issue

[–] TriflingToad 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

my cat following me to the bathroom because her bowl was empty because she ate it all overnight

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

your car is a fucking misogynist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Wow, I didn’t realize there was Garfield shitposting outside of I’m sorry, Jon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If that's how you feel "Garfruleld" then I'm leaving you and I'm going to got live with my new beauchat, Handkerchief.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is an English language word used for several grammatical purposes. These include use as an adjective, conjunction, pronoun, adverb and intensifier; it has distance from the speaker, as opposed to words like this.

The word did not originally exist in Old English, and its concept was represented by þe. Once it came into being, it was spelt as þæt (among others, such as þet), taking the role of the modern that. It also took on the role of the modern word what, though this has since changed, and that has recently replaced some usage of the modern which.

Pronunciation of the word varies according to its role within a sentence, with a strong form, /ðæt/ and a weak form, /ðət/ .

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your meme game is glorious and envious. I can only imagine you stock up on them the way doomsday preppers stock up on canned goods, so you're ready for any situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yup! They're sorted by use case as well 😊

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

i need peter griffin to explain this one to me