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[–] [email protected] 311 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

yeah I don't even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Free your mind and your ass will follow

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] phdepressed 19 points 1 month ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] agamemnonymous 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he's cooked? Cooked what? And who's going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn...................

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based in reality, I think.

And if anyone is wondering, riz is charisma.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Based actually comes from freebased. Which is what you do to cocaine to make it crack.

Based used to mean something cringe worthy until the rapper Lil B started using it in a positive context.

Now it's sort of the opposite of cringe.

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[–] Boozilla 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Washed up maybe?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah. Billy Joel (with Stevie Nicks) put on one of the best concerts I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I saw him a few times, but his last tour with Elton was my favorite. One set of Billy playing Elton songs, one of Elton playing Billy songs, with the last set duets. Great show. Wish I caught one with Stevie Nicks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I saw that tour with Billy Joel and Elton John, too. To date, still one of the best concerts I've been to. Face to Face. Wish they'd done a DVD of it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I saw one of the shows from that tour too except Billy Joel was like just absolutely wasted drunk and kept falling off his piano stool and couldn't remember the lyrics. He even tossed the bench of the stage at one point and a stage hand had to run out another chair for him.

He kept playing the piano the whole time basically perfectly though which was absolutely wild.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do believe that everything old was better, everything new stinks, and my feet hurt all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny you should say that. Near the end of WSB's 1953 novel "Junkie", IIRC, the main protagonist complains that he doesn't understand the slang of the new generation anymore. For example their use of "that stinks!"

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The guy with the metal detector in the background haha

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think he’s just poking a rock with a stick.

Must be Gen-X.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oh, maybe. Hours of fun either way!

[–] Enkers 6 points 1 month ago

Kids these days don't know about rocky pokey. Sheeeeesh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Did you see University Challenge last night?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What happens if I tell them I like CCR, Johnny Cash or Sinatra?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

You go to decrepit ranch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Mostly Frank, but I don't think it matters much I'm this case.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft. *too*

Gawd. *eyeroll*

/s

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