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[–] [email protected] 311 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

yeah I don't even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Free your mind and your ass will follow

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] phdepressed 19 points 1 month ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] agamemnonymous 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah yes I got this. Bro over here in the kitchen checks notes cooking! Wait no, he's cooked? Cooked what? And who's going to do the dishes? People have no respect these days, back when I was a kid you wouldn...................

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based in reality, I think.

And if anyone is wondering, riz is charisma.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Based actually comes from freebased. Which is what you do to cocaine to make it crack.

Based used to mean something cringe worthy until the rapper Lil B started using it in a positive context.

Now it's sort of the opposite of cringe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ahh okay ...opposite of cringe. That makes it easy to remember.

[–] Boozilla 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

[–] anomnom 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We used to use spent when we were too lazy to say washed up. Or fucked.

But you can’t use 4 letter words or your social media will get de-emphasized and your referral traffic will be ~~washed~~ fucked.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

oh dip! molotov cocktail

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like brainwashed. I'm not saying that's what they meant, but the context you provided makes it sound like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It’s like “washed up”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We don't need to. But we do it anyway for ease of language flow. See: Every single contraction, some of which don't even reduce syllables. Just contacted to make the tongue say it faster.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

just wait until you hear about people saying “comp sci” or worse, “poli sci”. if you are so pressed for time that you can’t afford to say all the syllables in “computer science” you can use an acronym. i will still be upset about the acronym, but i can live with it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so old I remember a time when sci-fi fans were offended by the term "sci-fi", preferring "SF".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember a huge rumbling when the Sci-fi channel changed its name to SyFy. Neither word even has Y's!!

I'm gonna go sit on the bench with the other's while I rub my knees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No matter how many times I see “SyFy”, my brain always thinks “sih-fee”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those examples are abbreviations, not acronyms. Acronyms use initial letters (though people have gotten lazy with that to get nice sounding acronyms), whereas abbreviations are a category containing shortened words and also acronyms.

I would also like to note that the 'poli' in 'poli sci' is way too close to the prefix 'poly' to not cause confusion. This is just one example of an abbreviation causing confusion among those not yet aware of the meaning. That's why when addressing a general audience I avoid them or in longer conversations introduce them first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my point is that people should use acronyms instead of those abbreviations. e.g., “CS” instead of “comp sci”. i hate those abbreviations. and you’re right that the “poli” does cause confusion. it always takes me a second to figure out what people mean when they say it. i think we’re on the same side here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since we're down the pedantry rabbit hole, "CS" is an initialism, not an acronym.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

i can’t believe that i didn’t even know the difference until now. i hope i don’t lose my pedant card because of this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Washed up maybe?