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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hello police, someone has posted my entire life on the internet.

yes, I'll hold ...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I barely do anything but work, recover from work, and get ready for work.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

WhY iS nObOdY hAViNg KiDs?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Because both parents are now expected/required to do this. Though I understand you were asking a rhetorical question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would anyone answer a rhetorical question?

[–] brbposting 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I was busting my ass to feed ungrateful drunks until 4 AM.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world. Me, my SO and two friends had a nice dinner and then got absolutely plastered and listened to 90s rave and metal, we're all in our 40s/50s. I'm a bit hungover though😃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Fourth panel was definitely me, and I'm comfy. Get you some electrolytes, though! Happy new year

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

You forgot the late 20s to early 30s were we are all grown up and responsible, possibly with kids, and going to close friends houses parties for a few years were half the people are super responsibleand the other still living it up taking way to many drugs. Then, we transition to doing nothing.

[–] jballs 11 points 4 days ago

My wife and I went to our neighbor's house for New Year's. She made it to 10:00 before wanting to go home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I skipped straight from as a kid to now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

In my case, fill all four with the first frame. Not an alcoholic, wasn't party person even once in my life and sure as fuck I am not missing my yearly allowance to nuke the ever loving shit outta the sky. ^^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

How many years? Why is it pluralized?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

New Year's was always my favorite holiday because I loved setting things on fire, but apparently I'm the kind of person now that gets a panic attack from the loud explosions. It sucks man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

New Year's was always my favorite holiday because I loved setting things on fire, but apparently I'm the kind of person now that

"is a pyromanial maniac and oh God he's coming this way"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

New years as a teen is new years now for some reason (I don't have friends here)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I get woken up for it by idiots wasting a lot of money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm in my 20s and I've had several new years of the panel 4 variety at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm in my thirties and just had the time of my life. I'm visiting The Hague and got to spend my night dodging mortars and watching actual explosions. 10/10 want to come here next year now too, probably with impact goggles though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There is growing support for an all out ban. Since kids keep getting injured every year. And this nye a kid died. And fireworks is often used against the emergency services during nye.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Might be no fireworks in the future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I was in bed by 10 watching Friends on TV

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago