this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by β€œreal shit” I mean serious issue. πŸ™ƒ

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May it be a brown year for us all!

[–] biggerbogboy 7 points 1 week ago

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hello fellow shitters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

First shit of the year for me πŸ‘

[–] Birch 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

[–] anomnom 2 points 1 week ago

Either way they’re full of shit.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 5 points 1 week ago

Holding your poop in WC 2024

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoever made this gif is a genius

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wished they used more pixels

[–] Willy 9 points 1 week ago

and more than 256 colors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

best doctor imho

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

[–] Bakkoda 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

fair point, thanks lindner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I recommend laxatives

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

loads faster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

world falls to pieces

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.