This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn't like your post.
Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.
Honestly I've never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase "screw the pooch". Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭
Apparently, it's the tamer version of "fuck the dog".
Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it's already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.
The origin doesn't include actually having sex with a dog though. "Fuck the dog" was just an expression for being lazy and "screw the pooch" simply makes it more palatable.
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Dog gone it!
I hate you.
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So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it's pretty great.
Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?
English vs US versions
Weird, I only recall seeing one version in the states. Or at least on PBS.
Not sure about it specifically, but when I was a child in England it was a british man, and when we moved back to the states it was a person with a NA accent. I later learned those to be Ringo and Carlin. Don't know about timelines, or release differences, or anything like that though.
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Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!
i liek choccy milk
Coincidence?
What app is that?
Connect for Lemmy on Android
What a terrible day to be literate
"be moaning like an anime girl" fucking lost it
Anon became a white woman.
i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it
You'll hate me too for explaining it, there's a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.
I didn't make it up and I don't spread such stereotypes, but that's what they meant by their above comment.
well that’s just stupid and racist.
but i appreciate the explanation and don’t hate you.
I'm inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I'm glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!
my new year’s resolution is that you and i maintain our mutual lack of hatred for each other.
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Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?
No.
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This is my first time hearing about that. Many people are extremely stupid, so it makes sense some notion like that would be idiotic racist bullshit that various losers would believe.
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I'm not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.
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too tired to move
Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit. WTF anon?
I should have just scrolled away
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Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.
Funniest shit I've read today X'D
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