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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It tastes like dirt.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Are you me? x3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Great, now there's two of them

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

too bad you're not a real doctor

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you like to play the drums?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm getting better on the drums

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can the worm tie good knots?

[–] RIPandTERROR 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks. The worm thing really confused me. Haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd