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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It tastes like dirt.