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[–] [email protected] 158 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So basically, if I'm an enemy nation, all I have to do to gain military secrets, is claim a bunch of people online are wrong. Then hope one of them is in possesion of classified documents, and is also an idiot.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

-Steve's law

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Wow. That was too good lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Ok, i take this bait :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Cunningham's_Law
Cunningham is credited with the idea: "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Standard operating procedure for getting help on Linux tech support is to say that Linux sucks and that it would be way easier to complete a certain task on Windows.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

The next james bond film shpuld have a warthunder forum subplot

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I would prefer timeline with dumbest forum fights over one with real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Then hope one of them is in possesion of classified documents, and is also an idiot.

Congrats, you described many military grunts!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Wiki Leaks simulator

[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Add UFO to warthunder so people can leak real UFOs. 👀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

They have added it back then as an April fools update for a short time testing out physics I guess: https://old-wiki.warthunder.com/UFO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But if you identify it, it's not a UFO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I have myopia so its basically unidentified

🤓

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Nah, just gotta call up Tom DeLonge, he'll hook us up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

As is tradition.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't that leaked a few weeks ago?

I guess the radar specs wasn't included in that previous leak?

[–] Uranium_Green 27 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it's a new leak for the same (?) aircraft, which makes this somehow even funnier

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If I was the US government I would backdoor this website and revoke security clearances for everyone with an account.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I had a friend who was joining the Royal Air Force and he was asked during an interview if he was a Warthunder player.

(I wonder if this information on the interview process in itself is classified. Oops.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You will be missed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Warthunder? Never heard of it. I'm more of a CornCob 3D guy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

who's to say dod hasn't done this already and is using it to spread false information and monitor spies.

[–] Ajen 8 points 2 days ago

From what I understand, almost everything that's been "leaked" on the forums is widely available elsewhere (like wiki leaks), even though it's still classified as confidential or secret by the respective government.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It genuinely amuses me that DCS has had very few instances of sensitive or classified information being leaked.

Whereas frigging War Thunder can't make it a quarter without needing to scrub their forums.

I understand the reality is that it is not about authenticity and more about being able to say the missile they schlep around a hanger is the best missile in the world. But still! You would expect the sickos who get off on the exact right shade of deteriorated grey being on a bezel would care more than the War Thunder crowd.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's because playing War Thunder makes people very, very angry.

Source: I play War Thunder

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think Gaijin also causes this with how they "artificially balance" vehicles based on vague or basically made-up sources and ignore direct sources when it pleases them. Look at the current fiasco going on with their new $60 tank that can't even get smoke grenades for the launcher that's literally on the model for a perfect example.

Or, that time they refused to buff a WW2 tank and called the Wikipedia article a classified document.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

WW2 makes it incredibly unlikely

But, fun fact, Wikipedia and other public websites totally CAN (unknowingly) have sensitive material on them. In large part because saying "Hey. We need you to remove that snippet that said the Asgard landed in Toronto, hitch hiked to Dallas, and blapped JFK" because... it confirms that that is "close enough" to real that it has revealed classified information.

I am not familiar with this specific event. But I can also see that as just being a catch all policy they have regarding sources to have fewer cases of governments calling them and asking them to remove "something" with the only info being "You know what it is".


Its also why a lot of the "War Thunder or whatever has classified information leaks again!" are usually actually more just export control violations (... which are actually MUCH scarier but...).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Honestly, good on them for fucking with the player base who can't stop doing stupid shit on their forums for more than a handful of months.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do you do that to yourself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Force of habit. I've been playing it since the beta in 2013.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What, it's only the 15th time...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

17th, I think.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I feel like this should be simple to solve, just say "If anyone ever posts classified info about an in-game stat, that stat is permanently frozen at the current value forever, regardless of accuracy."

With a rule like this, posting classified info immediately means you lose the argument, and people only do it cuz they love to argue online.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then people will do it to troll the game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

natural enshitification. it's like the opposite of natural selection where instead of only the strong survive, the remaining suffer and plague the rest of the species.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Already ahead of you. Gaijin repeats time after time that they cannot under any circumstances use classified/leaked info for stats. Like they legally can't. So if you post it, they can't do anything with it neither now nor ever. xD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

They should add the TR3B because I want specs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

“Leaked”. Uh huh

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean at this point it's not even news

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

But still funny every time somehow

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Well I'm sure it was worth setting a argument with some other person online