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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wu Tang Clean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing

[–] kersploosh 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Vlad the Inhaler

[–] kersploosh 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Kensweep Lafloor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.

Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.

OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation

[–] CaptDust 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU?si=lSV9wL8EDRS2LU7M

My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica

Because we could never find her

Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Benedict Crumberbatch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And here I just named mine, Joffre.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

RoombaLumpa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.