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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] [email protected] 277 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's not a prank. That could have killed people if nobody noticed it.

I hope they lock his dumb ass up for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 months ago (3 children)

From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That’s because it’s an easy way to cause the death of children. People become angry, understandably.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

It could also cause the death of a CEO, which is an even more serious concern.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Uh oh, but will that department get the ax after inauguration? Might be time to do delivery only groceries. Where I live they come from special stores with no general public access.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Now, this could qualify as terrorism.

Not a single murder of a psychopathic indirect mass murderer CEO.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you'd be surprised. A fairly large number of them are quite miserly, even in their personal lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The CEO types have people who are responsible for filing the fridge and pantry. Those people probably shop at Walmart just like everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What do you believe his political motive was in spraying the produce?

[–] chickenf622 14 points 3 months ago

Whatever you think it is to fit your personal narrative /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (24 children)

What was the political motive behind Luigi YAHOOO-ing the ceo?

I would recommend you reading his manifesto as long as you can, its not long but its being taken down from pretty much everwhere

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I do not agree with the use of "prankster".

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a mass poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's just a prank, bro!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He only got ~300 likes on his posts, too. Dude's picking up a felony charge for 300 likes.

[–] pastermil 33 points 3 months ago

Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

"Arrest me Daddy uwu"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...are you retarded?

It's a rhetorical question.

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[–] atzanteol 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It's remarkable that it needs to be said but... Don't record yourself doing crimes and post it on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Unless you do universally hated shit like this dickhole, then by all means, tell us exactly who you are and what you did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's just a prank, bro!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I don't know what community I thought I was in, but I thought this was gonna be some joke story about Jar Jar Binks running a police force. Those cops need to fix the spacing for "Mesa"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I misread the police car on the thumbnail as "Meesa police" and thought it was going to be a jarjar binks meme before I read the title

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

wait until you find out how much DDT we sprayed everywhere.

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