this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Peter Thiel has that guys nuts gripped so hard that he's begging to be allowed to cum. Probably has JD in a chastity cage so he doesn't fuck up the oval office furniture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JD has been demoted to secretary of couches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Musk wasn't born in America, so he's ineligible to run for president.

[–] GhiLA 3 points 4 months ago

buys America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the real people in power are rarely on the ballot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

According to the rules, yes. Guess who doesn't give a fuck about the rules though

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