1000 roaches? So like... more toys for my cat?
roach squishing noises
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Dead or alive?
One might expect 1000 roaches in the attic; ain't nobody expecting a person.
But what would happen to the person if they're not in my attic? I wouldn't want them to get run over by a trolley.
I live in an apartment building, I'll take the person. Roaches won't stick to the attic.
Person. Odds are that they’re not as bad as media has been trying to convince us that we are; that said, 1k(^4^) cockroaches can still be managed with enough effort
I'm sorry but 1K^4 is a trillion cockroaches in which case you have Time Lord Technology in your attic
At least I know how to kill the roaches and dispose of the bodies. Plus, no one cares if I kill the roaches.
Roaches don't survive in my climate, bring 'em on. (Also, millennials have no idea what it's like to own a home so what's an "attic"?)
Roaches, but I suppose enough bug bombs would work either way
to think that there's probably someone in just about any city living with both.
I have over 1000 dubia roaches in my house already. I’m going with them.
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Person
Maybe if it was 10 roaches?
Person otherwise
Do we even know if this person has outside connections?
Maybe I can hire them pennies on the dollar
I would force them to do the work that I loathe doing when I web Dev, repeatedly making pages or posts or whatever, they get a home and wage I get to live happy