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[–] Voroxpete 62 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Pyramid Head is a conventionally attractive man with a bag over his head. Absolute bottom tier of the monster-fucker scale.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The pyramid stays on in the bedroom!

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 1 day ago

Box over his head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Voroxpete 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Psychologically, he's still several steps below Mads Mikkelson as Hannibal Lecter on the monster fucker scale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Several steps below regular Mads Mikkelsen as well

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Its like a guy saying he'd go for Sadako from The Ring, or big dommy mommy Demitrescu (sp?).

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A jacked dude in a costume, too. Definitely not the weirdest hear me out I've ever seen. I saw a lesbian list the other day that was legitimately terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1gznkxp/ok_heres_an_actual_hear_me_out_lineup

Obviously some are basically fine but most are in "No I will not hear you out, actually" territory for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

I remember seeing Northflowo's list of crushes and realizing that I don't understand women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgzXugwylgA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't even need to hear most of them out; I totally get it 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Genuine question from someone on the outside looking in who does not understand, why the monsters?

[–] skulblaka 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

There's something attractive about someone who can dominate you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Plague doctor from Darkest Dungeon I agree with. We can do experiments together!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Now Cthuga on the other hand...