ProtonEvoker

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that transmog before.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Not quite, with age comes experience. Learning from that experience is wisdom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The short version is “that’s not how Reverse Mountain works.”

The long version is that Reverse Mountain pulls in from the four Blue Seas and spits you out in Paradise (the first half of the Grand Line). Even if you could sail backwards through Reverse Mountain (you can’t, the water flow is insanely fast), you’d just end up back in one of the four Blue Seas.

Also, the One Piece isn’t “at the end of the Grand Line”, it’s on Laugh Tale, an island located somewhere in the New World (the second half of the Grand Line) that can only be located using the four Road Poneglyphs. Even if you did end up taking a shortcut to the New World, you still couldn’t find Laugh Tale without the Poneglyphs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Which is a bit fucking overkill given that the level cap in game is 12.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Gamers (the original one) made the same joke. Also, available for free on YouTube.

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