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Go in the van (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

More pixels

This one is for @[email protected], though. Since that's how they seem to like their comics.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now upscale it back to the original size using ai

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Look ma! I'm am ai artist!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for curing my pixel addiction

[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks. Can really see the poo better on this one!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's definitely the most important part

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can see absolutely no difference between your post and the OP.

Are you guys on 16k screens or something.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

OP edited the post to use the one I provided

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I still see the old one so your comment is appreciated

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Still too many pixels!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks but no thanks 👍

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bro took it literally. Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't take shit, you leave a shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's right. Why would you take shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they're a poorglar 🥸

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Unless you just run up to people and push them off the toilet and jam their still warm turds into your asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, not all of us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the joke, yes.

Your comment is like someone replying "hahah, they thought he was batman because he did batman voice! Rofl" to someone making a prank call with a batman voice. How do you not realise you've made yourself look like a mentally challenged 12 year old?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro needs to rub one out real slow and relax. Seems like a lot of pent-up frustration.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Right? Damn, it's like I committed a crime. English is my second language, and I'm pretty sure I meant to say something else, but it came out like this. Sorry? I guess? 😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I kind of wish he’d said “use the van” instead of “go in the van”. This is on the van owner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Why can I smell this meme?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Y'all don't have a bucket for certain shitty scenarios?

🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Utility trucks often have a hose and a funnel in the back, running through a hole in the floor underneath the truck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yall don't have porta potties?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Or old RVs with a toilet for the small jobs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for the info. Will poop in the truck next time

[–] Imgonnatrythis 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

These are the trucks that carry equipment for restoring power after storms. They can go all over the country if needed. Some of these trucks traveled to Florida after the hurricane, from here in Michigan. The crew gets somewhere, does what needs to be done, and then on to the next stop.

And they're drinking a lot of water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My shit won't go through the hose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta use your finger, Fred.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

'you were so worried about if you could, you didn't stop to think about if you should' or however that saying goes

don't shit in vans, kids. except for aaron's parents, fuck them. shit all over their astro van. bunch of bitches.