this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

Last I checked being ahead of schedule was a good thing, king

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It ain't even 2025 bro, wtf you do??

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

Bro don't ask

If fail to plan, you plan to fail or some shi like that

[–] idegenszavak 10 points 5 days ago

gambling drugs childsupport

been there done that, happynewyear

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you ~~know~~think you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progress

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if that's how heroin works. I hear it's really really really good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I believe this theory was also posited by a frequently referenced Reddit user.

edit: And based on their experience, probably should not be heeded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I already fucked up 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028...

2856 gonna be my year fr

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

If you've figured how to live 800 years, I think you're ahead of all of us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I was definitely going to make a resolution to be worse than ever just to set realistic expectations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am proud to now be able to say with certainty that my '25 will be better than my '24.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Your confidence is enviable.