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take over Trump on inauguration day just as he's about to take the oath. claim the election was rigged in my favor by the Russians and everyone I know was in on it also that I'm (he) a Russian spy. call all magas mentally retarded and they should drink bleach to cleanse the world of their filth.
finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.
finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.
Think you'd even be able to get his feet off the ground?
The human body is amazing and has limiters that stop one from pushing too hard.
in times of great stress an individual can push past those limits.
Every fiber of my soul would be screaming to get out of that sack of shit, even if it would blow out his ACL's, I would ensure that fatass would at least get 10 good inches off the ground.
Okay, I've had a nice nap, so here's the answer: I'd take over Putin's body, demand the nearest person's gun, and rid the world of him (Putin) once and for all.
Take over a billionaire and tell assistant to transfer 5m to real me and never mention it again or he will be fired.
That's sus af.
Just set up a bitcoin wallet before you use the ability. Then take control of someone like musk, who definitely has some bitcoins, transfer all to your wallet.
Untraceable! (ish)
I can't login to my own Coinbase in under a minute, let alone someone else's.
Most people would have everything already logged in on their phone.
Monero
Very traceable, in fact. Do you know how bitcoins work?
The issue is when you try to spend the bitcoins. You'll eventually reveal some of your personal info when doing so, unless you are willing to work with the underground. Might go well, might end up with you in a ditch or a cell.
Wear a mask
Go to Bitcoin ATM
Withdraw
Ez
I mean, its better than having the money wired directly to your bank account like the other user suggested.
Psst, or use actually more anonymous crypto like monero.
ATMs aren't known for their anonymity. You'll still get caught
Huh, I wasn't aware there's such a thing as a bitcoin ATM. That would make it possible I guess, but I feel like eventually you'd still get caught some way or another.
Make Putin jump through a high rise window.
Wait til I know he's having a summit with KJU and blam him first, then any generals standing nearby, then self
Ah i see we think alike. Except i would have it during a live video and make it look like he 'accidentally' topped out. People would be like "he... he actually just fell out of a window"
It's a real problem, these high windows
Lol, people would just think he got couped
Gotta keep the tradition you know π
Have Trump take off his diaper on TV and say "my smol wee wee has poo poo on it, me sad"
Are you trying to get him elected a third time?
Is supporters would eat that up. "He's just so brave and relatable."
Give it like a month and you won't have to waste your one ability use on this.
I didn't care how pretty she is. I need more than a minute.
Idk, it just feels kind of rapey?
And it doean't feel wrong to joke about that to you?
Nope. Why should it?
As Netanyahu start screaming in to the nearest camera.
"This is the one true voice of God, Of course this man commits genocide! His final solution to Palestinians is to smite every hospitals, school and refugee until none remain! Those that help him kill shall be damned with him. Repent!"
Figure that is immposible for him to explain away and would end his support. Killing him wouldn't stop the killing, but discrediting him among the religious might.
Only downside is it would cement religion as a fact, but I guess if I got magic possession powers then it end my skeptical agnosticism about higher powers anyways.
That'd take more than a minute.
Takes Over NSA Agent
Logs Into Desktop
Clicks Start Menu
The End.
I would save it for an armed person protecting a full cabinet meeting after january 15th.
Make the Pope announce his conversion to Buddhism (and declare it an infallible doctrine of faith, ex cathedra).
Oh that's a good one. Get the pope to pass a bull offering everyone salvation, past, present, future, fictional, factual, human, animal, spirit.
They'd reverse it quickly, but it would be too late. It happened.
And because the Holy See has ecclesiastic jurisdiction (as we all learned in Dogma ) then it would totally count. Heaven for everyone.
And if there are angels in Wisconsin cursed by God and breaking divine infallibility unmakes the universe (it doesn't) then the world would end.
Take over Clearance and have him shoot kegStand. Based on the timing, the next 58 seconds can be a sick rant about guns.
If sleepy Joe is on the ball, he'll have two young replacements in mind.
People are going to say Trump and Putin and all that shit, but I'm going to control my boss and have him double my salary.
Denied by HR
NEXT
Even magic won't make me more money. =C
As someone with ADHD, Iβd immediately get myself doing the things I want to be doing. Manipulating/screwing over others? No thanks. The havoc I wreak just in myself is plenty enough
Wouldn't you just get distracted and put it off for later like you already do when you already have control of yourself albeit through the very same ADHD-addled brain you were hoping would for some reason spend the one, in some way supernatural minute, highly effectively?
Well I hope not. Worth trying it out I think
Make someone kill me tbh
Make this useless toxic twat at work do something so stupid she'd be fired immediately and never be able to get her job back.
why so salty?
Do a whole lot of research, then take control of the president, and pardon people for a minute. As far as I'm aware, it takes effect as long as someone hears, or I write it down or something.
