this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No thanks, I've stopped. :(

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you gone SOBER?

S illy

O verthinking shit

B rutal self sabotage

E xpecting the worst

R otting in bed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Yep. Especially the O part.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

WASTED, never once!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

waking up early is a capitalist propaganda

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Roughly once a year (=

[–] JohnWorks 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m getting WSTD but not WASTED

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

walking to the fridge counts as exercise

[–] JohnWorks 6 points 1 week ago

Oh shit then I’m getting WSTED 😎

[–] Pika 7 points 1 week ago

you lost me at W

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Wife is out for the evening, so I’m having a couple of beers, doing laundry and playing Baldurs Gate 3.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Pretty much never.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a healthy guy, I never get WASTED.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HEALTHY guys are -

H ungover

E xcessively drinking

A lcoholic

L ashing out

T errible panic attacks

H urting inside

Y elling incoherently

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 4 points 1 week ago

Doctors hate this one weird trick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think after 45-50 getting “wasted” happens naturally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Should, but won't :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe except getting up early for some people, the rest are pretty good advises

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A mind is not such a terrible thing to waste after all then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago