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[–] can 173 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jballs 93 points 2 weeks ago

This might be the first guy to ever get a million different alibis from complete strangers.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol I’ve actually been to this game store many times

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is Luigi as kind and handsome as he appears?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He’s actually kinder and handsomer

[–] sbv 47 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone who goes there says he is.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 71 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit it's real

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m convinced. I have reasonable doubts that the police got the right guy. The jury should find the same.

[–] Tar_alcaran 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And even if not, they should find him innocent anyway. A way to... nullify using a jury. And they should never talk about this ever.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now I would never advocate for jury nullification because it’s illegal. Even though if you did do jury nullification there would be no way to punish you and Luigi would go free with the state having no ability to charge him again for the same crime. I would never say that if you are aware of jury nullification to not bring it up when they are selecting witnesses and, I certainly wouldn’t say that once you get on the jury you should not explicitly mention jury nullification but instead protest the fact that you have reasonable doubts and encourage others to also have reasonable doubts because of the aforementioned jury nullification being illegal. I would definitely not do any of that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jury nullification is actually legal, and has been upheld as a right of juries in multiple cases. The defense just can't inform the jury about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

honestly the fact that people talk about it as some secret horrible thing feels like it's perpetrated by people in the legal system who don't want it to exist

it's just a basic result of the right to be judged by a jury of peers who are free to judge as they deem correct, and ought to be seen as a core part of the legal system's correct functioning.

[–] Tar_alcaran 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Username is ominous. Im glad you'd never do such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I could buy a game from this shop.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I believe it.