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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Going off the rails on the crazy train.

[–] merde 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

At long as it hits 88 mph before...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stand back. Waaaaaay back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

We're about to get a high speed rail extension

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When an immovable objects meets an unstoppable force.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Its like multiplying zero by infinity. You just gotta wait and see which one nukes the other

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm confused as to why this is confusing? Not all trains (such as limited express, express, etc.) stop at all stations.

[–] sjmarf 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

what, your trains don't normally do ramps? (I guess I'm not awake yet. Thanks!)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it just bounces against the stops and goes in the other direction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the fundamental theorem of calculus says that there must be at least one point in time where the train stops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yes; but also, Zeno's Paradox says the train will never arrive!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

End of the line. Look at the track.

[–] merde 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

looks more like the warning is for the track to our left which is not visible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Of course it is, but then it wouldn't be a funny joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Orpington station

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago