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submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm confused as to why this is confusing? Not all trains (such as limited express, express, etc.) stop at all stations.

[–] sjmarf 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

what, your trains don't normally do ramps? (I guess I'm not awake yet. Thanks!)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it just bounces against the stops and goes in the other direction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But the fundamental theorem of calculus says that there must be at least one point in time where the train stops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes; but also, Zeno's Paradox says the train will never arrive!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

End of the line. Look at the track.

[–] merde 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

looks more like the warning is for the track to our left which is not visible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Of course it is, but then it wouldn't be a funny joke.