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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It would be funny if everyone in NY just started dressing like this for a few days.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

A huge amount of people in New York already dressed this way, lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone's face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can't even find the original photos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A real 'I am Spartacus' moment.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dang, he has style and money.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess a good hitman isn't gonna be cheap

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago

Well how am I supposed to afford this when I'm six figures in medical debt?

-Not really in debt, just wanna make a joke mmkay?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?

Edit: What a fucking legend

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

43 billion dollar health insurance company. And yes. It was the most casual shooting I've ever seen on the internet. It was well planned at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy is making it look so easy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Admin, he's doing it sideways.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Who would win?

43 billion dollar

One bikey boy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The silencer made it so no big panic broke out, so he was kinda just able to walk off i guess. There cant be cops everywhere, so if you just leave immediately, its going to be hard for cops to catch up with the information flow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

From what I've heard NYPD cops are useless anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not if you’re jumping a subway turnstile!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

They're fairly effective if your crime is witnessing someone jump over a metro turnstile I hear

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

On a rental bike, supposedly.

[–] phdepressed 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's what worries me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure the bike hire company confirmed that wasn’t the case

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Think of the traffic in NY. Where would you park? And you're just going to get in a car to sit in traffic?

Bro made a perfect getaway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.

[–] Justas 7 points 2 weeks ago

I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn't more popular. It's faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can't easily get to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

A bike is the perfect getaway vehicle in a city.

In my state someone robbed a bank in our largest city and got away on bike and I believe is still out there not found.

[–] the_crotch 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was this dude really wearing thousand dollar shoes? His outfit may have cost more than the CEO he shot

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I suspect OP has made most of this up, or at best guessed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This meme makes fun of those automated website ads that sell you bullshit that's tenuously related to the content on the website

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think he was on a much more expensive bike. Easily a high end Trek, or a BMC, S-Works, or a Campagnolo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah it was a Peloton

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I love how all the people stanning for this guy are doing tons of work to help identify him with shit like this. Keep it up, lol.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting, because I thought people were saying random shit that's mostly not true at all

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, you're serious. You actually think this shitpost has useful info. Lol!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe Bruce Wayne reversed his policy on forearms?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with having some good strong forearms?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, this always happens to me when I don't put me specs on?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you had strong forearms, you could have picked up the specs easily

/jk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

can't afford that

[–] ohellidk 1 points 2 weeks ago

If it confuses the cops and makes the case go cold, do it!