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[–] [email protected] 285 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 185 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not even bait, y'all just predictable with the same exact phrase every time. I mean.... you're not even the first person today. If I can beat everyone to the punch before ya finish thinking it, then is it still fun to say?

Idk. Feels like a Chuck Norris joke at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well I thought it, I wasn’t planning on saying anything until I saw your username and figured you were playful about it.

But do you really think it’s non-vegans who know what black salt (or whatever other reference you make in your comments that typically “outs” you) is without looking it up? It’s probably mostly people who are also vegan and feel kinship that they’d like to point out. That’s why I wrote my comment at least 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wth is a vegan? Did y'all just make up new slang for a meme or something? Please explain it to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (9 children)

It’s a person who aims to do the least harm to and exploitation of animals practicable. Vegans don’t all agree with each other, but generally they don’t eat any animal products (food waste and somehow honey are common disagreements among vegans), nor would they buy new leather products (some might buy secondhand, but others won’t even hold on to a pair of shoes they bought and wore for years before going vegan).

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

i humger HAHA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Step 1: be attractive

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!

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[–] Gullible 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Probably because she liked him.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Eggg with three g's

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