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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

12% of the liver price

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

idk, I have a toe that curves a little to the the left I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yup. These days porn has to be involved if you want to be successful, or lots of luck.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!

[–] Nythos 1 points 1 week ago

Funnily enough she probably does, she does OF so the chances are high

[–] Gullible 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i am hhonourredd

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Probably because she liked him.