No Stupid Questions

There’s still some active tar pits. I’m surprised nobody is intentionally trying to become a fossil. It would be cool to do some weird shit to mess with the aliens who find your fossil in 10,000 years or so.

If I had my way about it, I'd have a tree planted over me, but I don't expect to know the difference, so I don't really think about it much.

viking style. I want to be pushed out to sea on a magnificent hand-crafted canoe. Then someone is going to shoot a flaming arrow into my canoe and I'll go out in a blaze of glory. No one said you can't request this and I think it would be pretty sweet. Needs instrumental accompaniment.

Cremate me and grind my ashes into small particles.

Then take those ashes and mix them into dark spices like pepper as a filler. Sell it to the general population.

I will be vored. I will be inside you. I will become part of you. You cannot stop this.

I found a service that will mix your ashes in concrete and make you into an artificial reef. I like the idea of getting coral and sea fans to grow on me.

Whatever is cheapest/easiest for my family.

Make me and my partner a tree, set up a hammock between us, and hang with us from time to time

Organ donation process, then load my body in to my shitbox car along with as much of my bullshit that fits in it, light it all on fire and trebuchet it into a quarry or something.

Literally just throw me in a ditch idgaf as long as my body is allowed to naturally decay and recycle the energy back into the ecosystem.

Stop locking bodies in boxes that take decades to decay.

The bog.

I don't give a fuck, I'll be dead.

Shoot me out of a cannon

Reminder to leave instructions for your loved ones, regardless of your age or health. One of the hardest decisions your family will go through is trying to guess what you'd want.

donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I'm dead, what do I care?

Sky Burial!!!

When I was in the Navy, my ship had this gigantic food processor device that would take paper and food waste, chop it up, mix it with water and then the slurry was pumped into the ocean.....

Cremate, then spill the rest into an ocean. A few years later my star dust is consumed by other life forms around the world.

For the people after me it’s one big effort and then never again.

I had planned on (organ donation first of course, but then) cremation, mostly to make my leftover remains easier and cheaper to deal with. Lately I've heard about rapid-composting, which is supposed to be more environmental. So that might be good. But it might be more expensive, in which case back to the plan.

Donate all my usable organs, plant a fruit tree in the empty chest, preferably in the yard of my family home.

Medical school.

I don't really care, not planning on dying within the next few decades. Maybe by then, we'll already be in space, and whoever has to make that decision can just push my body out of the air lock.

Trebuchet my bloated corpse into Dick Cheney's living room

Not my problem... Whatever my SO/surviving descendants want is good by me.

I don't give a fuck because I'm dead and won't be there to see it.

Do whatever you want with my corpse.

Space burial

Having recently watched Andor, I think I'd like to be made into a brick and used as a weapon against fascists.

Feed me to the mushrooms.