this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Simple solution.

The driver got in the car to take a nap. Truned on the heater and fell asleep. Car got hot, melted the ice and sank into the earth...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

PSA - Reminder for your safety as well as others, always clear all the ice and snow from your car before you even think about sinking into the earth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And its feet were made of salt?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Poor lad that lives and works in a server room's console.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Obviously some kind of 2015s hover conversion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That still looks really good considering the technology of the era.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Practical effects always do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

American Werewolf in London has entered the chat...

amazing effects.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

scanners will blow your mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dude! Learn to mark things 'spoilers!'

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

proof Hairy Potter is real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hairy Potter

Thanks for the laugh!

Edit: to expand on the idea: Hairy Potter is a spin-off where the protagonist is played by Ron Perlman. All the other students are regular kids. Nobody ever raises the subject.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Sorry about that, just a little transporter mishap.

I'll get it sorted right away.

pats pattern buffer gently

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There is a faint pattern of tracks leaving. Ground temperature is too high to support ice but air temp is sufficiently cold if ice is suspended by thickness or a layer formed when snow fell faster than the melting rate. Snow is falling at too slow of a rate to accumulate and overcome the wet ground. The vehicle tires did not fully melt the snow like the person's shoes, which is the largest anomaly... I think

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With the new AI Photoshop, it will be harder to use this technique to find fakes. Instead you'll have to notice that the snow has six fingers on it's second left hand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Give it a year and you will have to tell by the brand placements.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But then how do you explain the footprints?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Snow monkeys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's clearly a flying car.

[–] kambusha 3 points 2 days ago

Alien abduction. Duh.