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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)


Hermione is mad at him. Maybe since she's with Ron, she suppresses all her naughty thoughts about Fred and George.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George's piece.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms?

Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This thought is supported by the little known fact: his nickname was He Who Must Not Be Bottomed

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Some twins have different size of boobs so not necessarily?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't breasts mostly fat so they're more affected by nutrition?

[–] brbposting 12 points 1 day ago

Mind if I borrow that line?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. There are plenty of skinny girls with large breasts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Well I didn't mean to say that nutrition is the only factor, just one of them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Single vs multiple eggs twins, I assume?

[–] EmoDuck 4 points 1 day ago

Bau Bau ↘️↘️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, most individuals have different size boobs.

[–] zalgotext 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most boobs are different sized, even when they're attached to the same singular person

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I thought that's what I was saying.

[–] zalgotext 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry, my reading comprehension is terrible when boobs are involved

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do twins look the same naked? Do siblings? Do sisters have the same boobs? Do brothers have the same balls?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we're spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is incredible!

[–] funkless_eck 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

brothers have one identical ball and one unique ball.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't have any actual brothers but I do have friends who might as well be brothers. Are my balls both unique or is one of them identical to that of my bros?

[–] funkless_eck 16 points 1 day ago

yeah when men spend a lot of time with one another their testes synchronize

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Plato says we all have imperfect copies of the ideal testicles, but Aristotle says you shouldn't rely on theorising but test scientifically. Only by a thorough mutual examination of all your friends' testicles can you really know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks to the power of the internet....you can definitely answer this for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes. Once out of the hatch, environmental factors change each individual potentially in a different way. So while the template might be the same at start, further mutations can branch out in other aspects.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have a science question. What factors contribute to growing a bigger dick?🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

More testosterone during the growth phase. So in theory, if one is leading a life that produces more or less testosterone, then they could be different.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You gotta get the right kit. Ever grown crystals?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

maybe one had undersized tighty whiteys and the other had boxers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Good question. For serious answers, try asking here https://lemmy.world/c/askscience or other similar communities.

On my part, I can vaguely extract some theories from memory.

One suggests some kind of insufficiency or excess during the growth phase can result in abnormal size of one or more organs, whether larger or smaller and usually accompanied by circulatory problems.

Another suggests it a remnant of evolution, whether specific to a type of environment or early societal development.

Of course, there's also the chemical imbalance issue caused by unchecked industrial exploitation and pollution that causes the entire biological chain to mutate uncontrollably.

But at their base, it's usually hormones that are directed in some way by something either to grow or to stunt.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Estrogen/testosterone balance probably. There are certain dietary factors that can change this. Tofu for instance has a chemical pretty analogous to estrogen, hence the term “soy boy”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plant estrogens, especially in the instance of soy, have been overwhelmingly shown to have no effects on our endocrine system. If growing breasts were as easy as eating tofu, a lot of transfem people would've been doing that over prescription meds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That logic makes a lot of sense. I only read this one scientific article which took a compilation of other findings, but it seems the short answer is: we don’t know yet and more research is needed, but if there are effects they are likely quite minimal.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7468963/

[–] ayyy 3 points 1 day ago

If this was true then every Asian man and woman would have tig ol biddies which is obviously untrue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where's the hidden mouse in this one? I just can't find it.

[–] ayyy 6 points 1 day ago

Up the interviewee’s butt. It brings him confidence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The quality that my app is loading this image is terrible - is that it within the hair on the woman's shoulder?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

yeah he’s very shy but he’s there