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Goth Girl-field haunts me in my waking hours. IT'S NOT FAIR!
Single layer lasagna 😨
Lasagna! I thought they are eating bacon with the spoon
What have you done!?
^^....would, ^^though
Jon Unbuckle
I've seen enough /imsorryjon to see where this is going.
I hope I am allowed to post this here… (fan of /imsorryjon as well)
Vagina dentata
What is that border supposed to represent?
Rust. I think it's supposed to invoke a metal plate with rusty edges. Hence the 4 screw holes (heh).
It looks like a corroding bathroom mirror
Google "metal movie poster (title-of-movie-here)" and you'll find a bunch of online stores that sell images printed on some kind of metal, often with a graphic border for "a distressed/vintage look."
I'm fairly certain these are the result of some script that grabs popular images, adds the border, and creates the listing. Also, the border probably helps them evade some reverse-image-searches performed by the actual artists/copyright holders.
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata
It means tooth pussy, for the rest of your days!
That'll pair nicely with the toothy bj that the artist's name promises
There's an entire sub-genre in comics that's just Garfield riffs and I am the hugest of fans.
Why is this so funny
He fucked him.
Jon fucked the succubus
Eh, Mondays.
Ah, what does Liz know?
she hath tasted upon the forbidden fruit. lo, it was goode.
I volunteer as sacrifice.
who doesn’t wanna get fucked to death by Garfield?
Jeebus wtf
Succubus (male).
Isn't that an incubus, or is there a difference?
As the kids say, :3
That makes (male succubus pronoun) even better!
So… is it a guy with tits or a girl with a dick?
After giving a long thought, probably guy with tits and also vagina. Or guy with dick and boobs but who prefer to take it in the butt. Here's my reasoning: I pointed out in an earlier comment that a male succubus would be called an incubus, but that's not necessarily true. Incubi and succubi may have been invented as explicative myths for wet dreams. They're demons that have sex with people in their sleep. "Succubus" means "which slips under", referring to it's ability to have sex with a man sleeping on his stomach. "Incubus" means "which slips inside", referring more directly to the nature of the sexual act. Therefore, there could be a male succubus if it's a male demon that "slips under" the victim to have sex, in other words, a demonic bottom. Penis is optional in this case, all that determines whether or succubus is male or female is how they identify, so face-down succubus with penis works as well as succubus with vagina (whichever orientation). Boobs are also optional. They seem implied by the image, but succubus Garfield could also just be wearing a bib.
Omg so succubus is just when you bang the hole of a horny demon, not caring if it’s the pinky or the stinky…
Soooo in theory I could be getting reverse-cowgirl’d by some long-haired demon, cum inside, then wake up to stains of semen in my bed that was actually the male Succubus nutting all over my sheets…
God may help you getting this picture out of your head, and the internet may help me to see it.
yes