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[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago

Gonna have to check out slutshole lane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Should have made a detour to Pratt's Bottom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

So the uk has a 1000 km taint 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

They weren't exactly shy about what places were for in the middle ages. This is where the brothels used to be.

Also, Shitterton is literally called that because it was downstream from where all the sewage was flowing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Hahaha, such silly names!

Who would even want to live in a town called Glasgow?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Isle of man ; lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The best part about Shitterton is that the name comes from "sewer town." Not another language, no alternate meaning, it is just as it sounds in modern English.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

The sign for Shitterton had to be carved out of a big chunk of local stone, because the normal metal ones kept getting nicked. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You missed out Minge Lane.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've always liked that one. On a scale of fanny to gash, how impolite is it considered over there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

It was very popular in the mid-2000s but I don't think I've heard anyone use it since then. I'd say somewhere in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Texas checking in... We don't have as good of names like that but we have cities like Paris, Athens, and Odessa, TX. I think there are maybe 20 to 25 international city names that would make a fascinating road trip and probably be over 1K miles/1600 Km.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Although still not as good as these, Texas does have some weirder names. Point Blank, TX and Cut and Shoot, TX are two that come to mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

So when I hear that someone got shot at Point Blank, they were in Texas. TIL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The colonists really missed an opportunity imo, the USA could have had such great place names as New Fingringhoe, but instead it seems like only the boring names got copied :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So not only do you guys not have a sense of humor, you also aren't even creative enough to come up with your own names?

Pathetic

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

I didn't realize the shitpost community also comes with its own Reddit bots. Nice! The assholery is appreciated. Thank you for throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

you can claim you traveled to all those cities and hope people don't have a follow-up question

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You can go see the Parthenon (full scale) and a Pyramid (not accurate) in Tennessee

There are some random things around the U.S. that often get overlooked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

How are you not mentioning that you can buy guns at the pyramid?

That's a very important detail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Are there any respectable places in Tennessee that you can't buy both beer and guns? I mean hell, Walmart is supposed to be the low bar. If you can get a 12 pack, a shot gun and a few hundred shells and walk out without needing anything but an ID showing your 18, well this ain't America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, there's beer involved, your ID better say you're 21.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

To be fair, the same is true for handguns and firearm receivers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Shit I forgot. Cigarettes are 21 now as well I believe.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

"I tried out that shit barber shop, not bad!"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's the Tom Scott video where I learned about Penistone

[–] QuantumSparkles 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve only learned the name “Scunthorpe” recently because I was reading up on a band I really like from there. I remember noting that it was about the ugliest name for a town I could think of that doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words… but I would assume it’s a perfectly lovely place regardless of that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words

I take it you’ve not heard of the Scunthorpe problem?

[–] QuantumSparkles 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Actually I haven’t, fascinating! Somehow I didn’t even notice that word in there, I was just thinking about how it sounded like ‘scum’ lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Since I've seen this route i constantly came

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nothing beats, Fucking, Austria:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria

"Fugging (German: [ˈfʊkɪŋ] ⓘ), spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village (...)

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, said that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking", and she had to explain to a British tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

I refuse to spell it any other way than Fucking.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

Quick, someone print out and photocopy this photo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

I always thought Twatt and Shitterton were so close to each other... Shows what I know

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I am equally impressed that the journey is over 1k miles, considering the entire island is about 600 miles top to bottom. An extra 400 miles of no straight roads.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I heard the phrase, "as the bird flies" recently in reference to the 600 miles type of measurement and thought that was neat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

"As the crow flies" is a pretty common expression on this very isle

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

No Bell End or Wetwang?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Lots of side trips available to places such as Upper and Lower Dicker (East Sussex), Scratchy Bottom (Dorset) and Minge Lane (Worcestershire).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

If you want a shorter trip you can go from Blue Ball to Paradise. The road goes through Intercourse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I just confirmed that all of those places are real as depicted

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Lmaoo Glasgow

[–] Assman 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Hey Assman!

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