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[–] allo 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The human-ish hand holding the gun is rather unsettling.

[–] fsxylo 6 points 2 months ago

It's my strong hand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's not a gun, it's just a black metal thing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see it costs 169 "bucks"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Absolutely terrible bucks to bucks ratio. Abysmal.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Literally anything besides the metric system.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

They're just using the working measurement here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ok but even if we used metric we’d use this. Box freezers are common round these parts for hunters to preserve their kills

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I mean it still kinda works

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how many metric persons is this?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

About 0.674824 American persons.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 2 months ago

So something like 2 metric persons? We Americans are quite large.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The conversion rate depends on that particular state's obesity rate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a Texan, can confirm this is helpful for the local demographic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Local demographic here, and it's deer hunting season. I can corroborate this.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could probably fit 2 deer in there though. Processed meat packs pretty tight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Depends on the size, how you have them processed, and how much of the backstrap you raid before it even gets to the processor.

Since whitetail are small and backstrap is delicious, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You get about one third the body weight in meat. Fully processed you could fit 3 deer in there, probably 4.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Right? Does the person who made the sign think that you just shove the whole deer in there and then hack off a chunk when you want dinner?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You chop the head off and mount it on your wall. The rest of the deer fits in the freezer.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, you don't? The cooking process removes the fur and organs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That would be bitchen!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm sure they factored that in when deciding how to market the product.

Edit: But then again this picture must have been taken in some ass-backwards part of the county if they feel the need to market to rednecks, so maybe they were too stupid to think of that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Questions:

  1. How many babies does it hold?
  2. How many pints of blood can I freeze?
[–] threelonmusketeers 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Yes officer, this comment right here."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[pulls out badge] What seems to be the problem?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP is using pints instead of gallons as a bulk unit of volume, I'm pretty sure they're a commie Brit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But pints are the "100 calorie" packaging portions.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 1 points 2 months ago

Only commies watch their calorie intake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Everyone should always have at least 1 freezer deer. It's just common sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Exclusively freezer deer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The trick is to fold them properly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kind of works?