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The human-ish hand holding the gun is rather unsettling.
It's my strong hand.
That's not a gun, it's just a black metal thing.
I see it costs 169 "bucks"
Absolutely terrible bucks to bucks ratio. Abysmal.
Literally anything besides the metric system.
They're just using the working measurement here
Ok but even if we used metric we’d use this. Box freezers are common round these parts for hunters to preserve their kills
I mean it still kinda works
how many metric persons is this?
About 0.674824 American persons.
So something like 2 metric persons? We Americans are quite large.
The conversion rate depends on that particular state's obesity rate
As a Texan, can confirm this is helpful for the local demographic.
Local demographic here, and it's deer hunting season. I can corroborate this.
Could probably fit 2 deer in there though. Processed meat packs pretty tight.
Depends on the size, how you have them processed, and how much of the backstrap you raid before it even gets to the processor.
Since whitetail are small and backstrap is delicious, yeah.
You get about one third the body weight in meat. Fully processed you could fit 3 deer in there, probably 4.
Right? Does the person who made the sign think that you just shove the whole deer in there and then hack off a chunk when you want dinner?
You chop the head off and mount it on your wall. The rest of the deer fits in the freezer.
Wait, you don't? The cooking process removes the fur and organs.
That would be bitchen!
I'm sure they factored that in when deciding how to market the product.
Edit: But then again this picture must have been taken in some ass-backwards part of the county if they feel the need to market to rednecks, so maybe they were too stupid to think of that.
Questions:
- How many babies does it hold?
- How many pints of blood can I freeze?
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[pulls out badge] What seems to be the problem?
OP is using pints instead of gallons as a bulk unit of volume, I'm pretty sure they're a commie Brit.
But pints are the "100 calorie" packaging portions.
Only commies watch their calorie intake.
Everyone should always have at least 1 freezer deer. It's just common sense.
Exclusively freezer deer
The trick is to fold them properly