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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Europe only Has Koolaid-Person because of woke stone walls that break your fingers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He's seen going through brick walls frequently.

We have concrete and cinderblock walls, too. We usually reserve that material for prisons, though. or schools. No better educational environment quite like painted white cinderblocks.

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 3 days ago

We usually reserve that material for prisons, though. or schools.

This is sadly accurate. These are the only 2 places I've actually seen brick walls indoors that aren't fake.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

To be fair, the dude is made of glass. It's amazing he can break walls at all.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do you think if he had a penis, if he would cum powder in my mouth or like one of the super rare flavors already in liquid form if I were to suck him of???🤔

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Some thoughts are better kept away from people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Check rule 34 for the answer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait,,,, is cordial not a thing in the US? Kool-aid is powdered, wtf?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, kool aid cums in powder and liquid in the US.

Growing up mu mom would do 2 cups of sugar and 2 packets of Kool aid powder in a large pitcher then mix it all up. Super healthy stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Nutritious and delicious, tastes just like red

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago

New transition method unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Are you saying that because I do not punch holes in walls I am not a man?

You can say that to my programmer socks if you dare.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That explains so much, I've never put a hole in a wall (except with a drill, to attach things).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bet you are still hole punching firewalls, only because you can’t reach someone else’s ports. And you want to dock their ports so desperately.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Didn't every guy go through a stage where they punched walls? Or did I really struggle with anger issues during high school?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Strictly for leg warming purposes.

The egg shall never be broken.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Didn't know melted sand had a gender but ok

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is he the pitcher or the liquid inside?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's both. Are you the meat, the bones or the blood?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm the ghost that's piloting the flesh golem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Understandable

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 3 days ago

I think he's the condensation on the glass, because that's what the face is drawn in.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, I haven't punch holes in walls. Maybe I'm nb

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you aren't from the USA, don't try to punch a hole in the wall. If you punch drywall, avoid the stud boards. Easy way to break your hand.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

punches solid concrete wall, hand is pulverized and the wall rings like a bell for half an hour

[–] vaultdweller013 4 points 3 days ago

Or use a sledgehammer, I have destroyed several wood sheds with sledgehammers. Its fun.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

Oh...

...yeah?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Drywall?? I distinctly remember him pulling down load-bearing bricks!

[–] TheSlad 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of all the person I've known who've punched a hole in a wall, 100% of him was a man.

Logic checks out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

One way or another, testosterone or it's analogues are the best excuses for the reason someone becomes convinced they should jump through a wall and giving them enough strength to actually do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My counterpoint to that is: Meth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You've never met my ex.

Drywall holes aren't just for men.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Hold on MrClark, i'm pretty sure no one wanna get flashed by Mr Coolaid there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

so he's a kyle. cool-aid kyle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Kyle smokes meth