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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So a nucler reactor is just a kettle with an extra spicy heating element?

[–] neidu3 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes. Water + spicy rocks. Everything else is solar power, which is also nuclear power, but with the spiciness in the sky instead.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact. Coal plants release more radioactive materials than nuclear plants.]

Except the ones that blew up. Those ones were extra spicy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except, even then, an average coal plant will release more radioactive material over its lifetime than Fukushima did.

It's just Chernobyl that you have to top. And even then there are coal plants that come close.

Now, it's not apples to apples. Coal plants release uranium and thorium. Not ceasium and strontium.

But yeah, never go swimming in a coal plant ash pit. For more than the obvious reasons.

[–] anomnom 9 points 1 week ago

How many average coal plants per Chernobyl though. I suspect that number is surprising lower than the total number of coal plants.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  • Solar panels: Direct sky-spiciness to electricity conversion
  • Wind: Sky-spiciness made the air move
  • Hydroelectric: Sky-spiciness lifted the water up, gravity brings it down
  • Fossil fuels: Really old stored sky-spiciness from ancient plants
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nuclear: the sky spiciness got too spicy and turned into spicy rocks

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, radioactive isotopes are formed in supernovae, so it's really just solar power from a different sun, right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's spicy rocks all the way down.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not spicy. Everyone knows nuclear power is lemon-lime flavored.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Taste: slightly metallic, not great, not terrible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A plausible Nile Red quote.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cherenkov: The blue raspberry of nuclear radiation

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That moment when you take a drag of your Blue Raspberry vape and the dosimeter next to you maxes out.

[–] Klear 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Shiggles 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Most power generation is just steam spinning turbines. Solar’s just weird. Wind cuts out the steam loop.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reflective solar is normal at least. But photovoltaics are weird. Even weirder is that they’re LEDs backwards, and the fact that transistors just are like that is why they’re encased in black plastic

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the meme using the Donnie Darko psychologist template.

Donnie: I made a new form of power generation.

Psychologist: New or steam?

Donnie: Steam...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Steam implies water! What if we used some OTHER phase-change working fluid? :D

||(No idea what, though. my question is implied with a playful tone and is at least 50% facetious; any actual discussion that might result would be little more than a pleasant coincidence)||

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You want to see weird water look up super critical boilers. That stuff was nasty. A regular steam leak will set things on fire. That stuff would explode a broom. We looked for the leaks with straw brooms. You can't see steam in normal conditions. Only its effects.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blech, I've heard stories in my industrial automation days of people being clipped by invisible high pressure steam leaks. No frickin thank you, regular stovetop steam jacks me up frequently enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Well, now this is on my list of invisible things that scare me:

  • Radiation
  • Methanol fires
  • Supercritical steam jets
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It seems you need to learn more about prions.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Molten salt?

We can then use compressed CO2 in the place of steam to drive the turbine.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The only truly new method of power generation we've made in the last 100 years has been photovoltaic cells. Everything else is just finding new ways to make turbines spin.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

It was interesting realizing that a lot of our power is still, at its core, a steam engine

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We discovered a banger like 400 years ago and have held on tight until right about now with wind/solar/hydro.

Still going to be using them geothermal/fission/fusion for at least another 100 years though.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Hydro is just more dense steam, wind is less dense steam, it's steam engines all the way!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Mechanical engineers fist pumping after finding out their entire profession is not yet obsolete

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is reminds me of a quote from one of the Encased loading screens.

To paraphrase it "Power generation before was about turning a turbine with steam. Under the Dome we have this fancy technology that we use to.....turn a turbine with steam."

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They just found rocks that are naturally hot and boiled water with it... Engineering is a scam.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We have rocks that do math, transmit electricity, and fly us through the sky.

When you get reductive about the natural sciences it all just boils down to applied physics which is applied mathematics.

But engineering and technology? Applied geology.

(/s because I’m not going to acknowledge that geology is applied chemistry and so on)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Nearly all power generation comes down to boiling water to steam which spins a turbine.

I can only think of two common exceptions off the top of my head. Solar is an exception and Hydro power is an exception ironically, that usually uses the vertical difference and gravity to spin the turbine.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wind turbines also.

But some solar does focus it on a tower to make steam to drive a turbine.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, who would have guessed that modernity was invented by someone who stuck magnets to a fidget spinner and strapped it to a boiler.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Errich, is the refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt, and he's a rich.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Eric Bachman, this is your mother. You are not my son.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

~~Nuclear~~ power is just boiling water

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are some fusion designs that use direct energy conversion.

Some work went into fission designs as well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_energy_conversion

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I heard that somewhere in the US there were parts of a nuclear power plant being delivered by steam train. So that’s basically one steam engine supplying another! (^^,)

I can’t seem to find an article about it anywhere, so it might be an urban legend :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big Steam is playing us for suckers!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nuclear power is the refining distilling and enriching of uranium into unstable isotopes and higher elements, boiling water is one small step in converting nuclear energy into electrical energy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But it’s one of the most important steps because it’s where the actual electricity comes from.

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