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this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."
You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.
If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.
hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
doas
roleplay
cat && curl
No butt stuff.
top || iptables
run0
You might get sued.
man paste; eject got me
I came ty
If witchdoctor was a sysadmin
Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious
secret boys
"How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"
Distrotube is a piece of shit that's going to hell
Context?
I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.
He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.
Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does
Bc everything is political
Why can't we have anything nice?
I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ
Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol
Commas matter.
I'm really sensible, so please use pinky
Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.
No
Release systemd?