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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Doing a fresh Linux install on your partners laptop

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Momma warned me about people like you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?

Me: it’s my love language!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing says love like surprise LFS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Lol.

"But honey, I left you a README file..."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of "but that's how I show I love you" and just kept at it.

10 plus years later it's a wonder my arms haven't callused over. Love that weirdo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, that's not your partner, that's a green anaconda!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Aw fuck, I've been bamboozled =(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

My husband always says, "Stop biting me!" but I think he's faking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's my guilty pleasure as well. I enjoy biting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

LOL, yeah I was pretty surprised when I first started dating my wife and she reared her head back like that old cat video and then clamped her teeth down around my forearm. Now I like it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pebbling. Giving small gifts or sharing small pieces of content/info that they are interested in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They can even be literal pebbles if they're into that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, uhh... Do you like boulders?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Kk, because I have information to dump about all the things I like!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every person and couple has their own so its tough to say. I wake my gf with kisses only which she likes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, she seems to like my kisses too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

What in the 'I'd fuck this guys dead wife too' situation you putting me in 😭

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I tend to pull stupid faces at each other.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

you warn them you are aware but aren't complicit to their addictions(hobbies). then you tell them just this time~

you join them anyways.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't condone this but..."

Lights molotov

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Why is there so much yarn everywhere?!"

Two weeks later when the weather cools off - "Can you make a hat for me?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I once put an entire watermelon under the wipers on my friends car like a parking ticket when I knew they had a rough day at work. They like watermelon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Washing the dishes, or cleaning up after yourself tells me that you love me and you in a way that words can't express

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gave my brother my mullvad account so he can use a VPN and his PC and taught him how to pirate. Which browser, which sites to trust.. Even walked him through a manjaro install over the phone. I often clean his PC for him when ever I'm over.

Built my ex a cute itx PC in turquoise. Dinky little thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Put "never gonna give you up" playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Navigating bureaucracy for someone else

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Does infodumping count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

54m here, married for 19 years.

My wife has a very demanding career, so really needs her hobbies to let go of the stress. What I do is listen when she's talking about what has her interests. Then if there is anything I can do to facilitate it, it will suddenly materialize. This is not always something expensive or even something material.

Just before COVID the entire family got into playing D&D. Being an artist my wife went bonkers on painting miniatures. So I made sure she had all the paints and brushes she needed. Plus, the dining room, which is actually our "hobby" room, got a lighting upgrade

How bonkers did she get? This bonkers and there are many many more:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Listen to your SO's friends and [close] family.

Your SO talks to them about what they really want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

[–] Corkyskog 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rawr!

(It means I love you in dinosaur)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I loved it when my ex would act like a child to put something stupid into context.