Yeah life is a joke and 99% of us are the punchline.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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She didn't become a millionaire afaik.
She has a podcast that's slightly popular and was already well off.
Anon might stop feeling so jealous if they perhaps stopped making up random facts, or believing lies on the internet?
Not a millionaire overnight, but she did get a huge bump in wealth. She was getting tens of thousands for some appearances fees.
Good for her.
Definitely. Imagine just being out on the town with your friends, answer a silly question, and BAM now you're know world wide for oral sex. The amount of creepy dudes she has to deal with must be off the charts.
Ugh, I saw that video once, cringed and moved on. I don't understand why this was passed around so much. But good for her for playing the game. I woulda buried my head in the sand if I went viral for bragging about my awesome schmowshem sloppy toppies
People say her podcast is actually good. I don't know, I haven't listened to it, but if so, then she is playing the game with decidedly more skill than just one 5-second video clip.
Honestly, I back the hustle. Even catch me outside chick. If that gets you ahead, fair does. Men have been espousing far more damaging rhetoric and making a buck. Go for it. Disclaimer: I've not listened to her podcast so she could be a Nazi for all I know. But young people, cost of living - if it works and it's not hurting you or the community, then go for it.
Handed an audience. Monetized it. Not posting nudes.
She cracked the code.
She is actually pretty sweet and smart and I have a lot of respect for her making the most of what's happened.
People say her podcast is actually good
I thought that was a meme...
...Is the Talk Tuah podcast actually talking about the historic warfare patterns of the Spanish Armada?
I'm pretty sure that aspect of it is the meme. That on Talk Tuah she discusses topics she is wildly under qualified for.
"On this episode of Talk Tuah, Hawk Tuah discusses particle physics, Byzantine economics..." etc.
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that's not jealousy, it's an observation
its calling bullshit on this idiocy called the world
it can be both. who wouldn't want, at least for a while, inurement from financial consequences. And those that have it also still want to retain it. Mimetic desire or not, it is still desired by those who have or have not.
The only reason to frame not wanting to suffer as bad is if you want to inflict that suffering
Anon develops class consciousness?
Nah it's a bait post
Fake and gay you say?
What on 4Chan? Ridiculous!
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I don't know who she is. What am I doing right?
She talked about a blow job in a funny way and it became a meme, then she jumped to capitalize on the popularity
Jump tuah, capitalize on that thang!
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Anon discovers that life often isn't all that fair...
Being smart and hardworking can bolster your odds, but your lot in life really boils down to how lucky you are, and how well equipped you are to capitalise on that luck.
Unfortunately the right combination of extreme luckiness and ability to capitalise on it doesn't come up all that often, so most people simply won't ever get that lucky break.
life isn't fair, but this isn't life. it's the system put in place by people. chalking it up to life not being fair is complicity.
life isn't fair that someone may be born with a lifelong disease, or they may get one later. can't do anything about that. economic fairness is something we can change.
BTW I never understood why she became popular, it wasn't that interesting or funny... but I have nothing against her capitalizing on an opportunity. she was suddenly put in the spotlight but she hasn't grifted her way there. doesn't hurt anyone. good for her. my comment isn't about her but meritocracy in general.
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of course extreme luck can be replaced by inherited wealth and daddies' connections and suddenly we are looking at a super star who would under average room temperature conditions would only make it to local news
Being born into riches is extreme luck.
Or did most of us choose to live on hard difficulty?
(well most of us are probably on medium difficulty, do to the fact that we can post here)
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Envious* and me fucking too.
I mean I'm jealous too
This isn't jealousy, it's "the system is broken, here's an example of what I mean"
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