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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm afraid that this new favorite of mine might have contributed to the confusion ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why do ducks even exist if chickens can do their job just fine??

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get back to me when chickens have built in kazoos

[โ€“] zaphodb2002 3 points 1 week ago

Not rapey enough.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Apparently also never seen any waterfowl.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] can 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] southsamurai 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In French, poules is chickens, and said roughly the same as pool. So there's swimming poules in a swimming pool.

[โ€“] can 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh dammit, I should have caught that. Merci.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is there a bird too dense to just float?

Like I think penguins even float don't they?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most birds can float because they have hollow bones and waterproof fearhers, making them pretty buoyant

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

great, now Iโ€™m picturing birds floating in the air-- wait

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure dodos don't float any more :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not sure about density, but birds that aren't adapted to water don't produce the oil and don't have the interlocking feathers to trap air and make them float very well. And you'll find plenty of rescue videos of birds struggling to get out of water they've accidentally ended up in, e.g. owls, pigeons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Is this the chlorinated chicken I keep hearing about?!