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[–] [email protected] 260 points 3 days ago (1 children)

MAGA admits to wanting to fuck young looking boys.

How entirely expected.

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The most generous interpretation I've got is that he doesn't know what concubine means.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If he doesn't know what it means, what does he think it means?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably thinks it's just a normal servant or slave, not a sexual one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

No, he knows exactly what it means. He's stating they would his sexual slaves. Because they're weak pussies, and he's an alpha.

Remember guys: it ain't gay if you're the one doing the fucking.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

And the only thing preventing him from doing whatever he thinks it means is social media

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[–] [email protected] 196 points 3 days ago

That's some "don't bully me, I'll cum" level comedy

[–] [email protected] 180 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Wtaf is that guy on?

"You voted for Harris that means I would turn you into my boy harem but I can't because of social media"

The logic is not flowing

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (12 children)

Or doesn't know the meaning of concubines. Begging the question what _did_he mean?

[–] the_crotch 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’m guessing he thought it was a fancy term for slaves. Which is wrong in a lot of ways, but also just weird..

It’s the best read of it I can manage though..

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Did he just self-report being a gay pedo?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Technically correct

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

It's a requisite for the MAGA crowd these days, it seems.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Real men are 🤔 gay for little boys?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There is nothing more manly than gay sex.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Incorrect, there is one thing.

A child born from pure masculine love, completely free of the taint of feminity.

(NSFW, it's Oglaf)

https://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Semen is full of protein and testosterone. If you really want to be manly, you'd drink man juice!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does the existence or not of social media seem to be the thing that's tempering his apparent desire to rape young fellas en masse? I mean, I'm happy that something is tempering his sexual brutality, but it's still pretty strange that it's social media. It would be like me saying I would be out there murdering media studies students with a machete if it weren't for the existence of VCR instruction manuals.

And how is this some kind of rebuttal to "real men support Harris"? Is he saying "real men rape significantly younger, more vulnerable men not yet hardened and jaded by the horrors of war"?

I'm beyond confused.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seems like something a groomer would say.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 3 days ago

“ I don’t like how you’re voting, but I want to molest you.”

What a creep

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago

That is literally what he has said, yes. There is no other possible interpretation to the words he used.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s pretty gay to be honest

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago

Reminded me of this

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

God I'm getting old. They don't look anywhere near old enough to vote to me.

I hate going to the pub now as it's full of children looking people.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

It's because kids these days don't smoke cigarettes. They really do make you look older.

Vapes and pouches just don't do it the same. You need the tar.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know, that actually makes a little sense. I smoked and I looked a bit more... worn when I was 18.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's hard to tell, some days, if our memories are sepia-toned, or nicotine-stained.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, I know. We’re not getting older, they’re getting younger.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm 40 going on 60, (thanks Iraq), and I can no longer tell the difference between a high school kid and a college kid. I've decided everyone below 25 is a kid, but I recognize it would be ridiculous to make that the age of majority.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago

Yo somebody check this guy's PC

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

It seems like this is why they fear gays are all pedophiles. Projection?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago

He lets social media stop him from owning sex slaves? What a pansy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (6 children)

So anyone have NAMBLA on their bingo card?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

someone should forward this to the FBI

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

I have a slight feeling that if xitter was more commonly used for longer texts, the fellow there would've gone into very fine detail of just how much he'd treat those boys as concubines

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Well that's not creepy or anything

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

In addition to the high-profile mission that killed bin Laden, O’Neill wrote that he helped rescue Capt. Richard Phillips from Somali pirates. The 2009 hostage situation was dramatized in the 2013 film “Captain Phillips,”.

He's also banned from flying on Delta airlines. Which means the other ones all keep an eye on him, if they even let him on too.

He also wishes he could have sex with boys, if social media didn't exist.

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[–] Grandwolf319 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Huh, I guess he means they would not be important.

Looks up definition

Wait, what the fuck??? That came out of nowhere

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