this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
214 points (85.0% liked)

Asklemmy

43978 readers
606 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy πŸ”

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_[email protected]~

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

(page 4) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Password manager auto-generation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same one always use

[–] Shieldtoad 4 points 1 year ago

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Skintt like Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim record label called Skint. Also Skintt have no money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Grossness is funny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Best animal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Angry Crow took flight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

skunk like skunks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Smokin Aces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

old, mlg horn funny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woman have butt. So, not gay.

Jao see rise of ButtNutter when?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

fury get mad sometimes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

version control

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Vimeo Game cool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Typing class assigned name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Is my favorite season πŸŽƒ

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] spaysi 3 points 1 year ago

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

my fursona is a rabbit and kuneho means rabbit in some languages

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Remove anime

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Richie Adler was a cool character in Whiz Kids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

brandnewsidewalk likes song with same name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Smashed keyboard because no good free minecraft names

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

load more comments
view more: β€Ή prev next β€Ί