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[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It is absolutely beyond me how this is even a remotely close race. What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The people who vote for him are hermetically sealed away from anything that could make them think.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can you imagine the shock and disgust if say they could spend like a week or month one on one with trump daily.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-campaign-scam-contests-meal-with-president-909188/

Trump offered his people a chance to pay money to meet him. No one ever won the lottery. Trump despises his voters.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (11 children)

The truth is that’s there’s a sharp dichotomy in American society between those that value integrity and those that do not. It can be seen if you interact with the general public or if you simply have children that you’re trying to raise. Why this is is a very complicated subject, and goes back further than I think we Americans are willing to admit.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s because people have created an entirely fictional version of Trump inside their head. That’s why they constantly say “yeah what he meant to say…”

Just watch this video where a bunch of Latinos who will vote for Trump get interviewed https://youtu.be/3f8SG9wkiFw

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The closeness of this race is proof of the failure of the American Experiment. And a reflection that democracies end in autocracy.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm ready to wake up from this fever dream and return to 2014 or whenever it really is. How are all you figments doing?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

P̵̨̲̪̹̫̯͑̈͗ͅl̶̹͍͍̃̾̊̅̓͝e̷͖̰̙͍̺͍̭͈̘͠ḁ̵̧̛̲̩̱̭͍̯͚̐̈̄̏͆͑͑͐͗͘͝s̸͖̼̈̀͜ͅë̴̡̢͉̺̹͉̌̅̐͗͐̄̈́̆ ̵̲̥̯̬͔̙̹͐́͆̋̈́͂̃̈̓̇͠͝ẁ̶͙̩̝̤̼̜̠͓̥̆̂̊͛̃̒͐̌̓̔̚̚ą̴̌̇̾̇̂̎ķ̵̥̼̦̣̬̀̒͛̉̂̓͗̉̀̎̈́̽̕e̶̪̅͊̉ ̴̧̛̝͔̺͍͔̱̘͖̼̥̳̾̎̂̆̈́̚͝ų̴̧̰̩̰̳̣̤̈́̈̍̃͐̊̈̒̋̚͜͝p̶̧͇͔̝̗̤̟̪̫̍̉͐͒͛̋̈̊͘̕͜͝,̵̢̢̡̩͇͉̥̱͈̬͉̖̻̈́ ̵̨̛̍̿͑͑͆̓́w̶̢͕̼̙̻̤͍̖͊̒ë̴̡͍͎̝͓͎̠̫̹̺̓̉͒̑̌͝ ̸̢̮̝̗̼̬͖̬̈͗̾͆̑̈́͗͘͝ͅm̷̤̬̰̈́́̈́͛͌̅́͜ͅį̶̢̛̟̰͙͉̳͓̤̳̓̿̂͛̋̓͊̀̕s̷̢͖̫̰̩̮̞̺̳̣̆͋̃̔̎̍̍̀̈́̑̀͆͝ṣ̶̡͎̣̤̟͎̾̄͑͐̉̄̑̿͂̕͠ ̶̨̘͉̬̮͚̲̖̊̅̈́̎̏̒̒̋͜y̶͖̩͕̬̥̱͖̜̻̓̎͌o̶͔̲̭͔̼̭̯͚͈̹̜͌̒̒͑̂͋͐̆̅͆̊̕͠u̵̘̫̩̓̇͂͆͋̆͊̾̈́͗̏̂͜

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Darn, now I know that isn't a real message from the outside, nobody misses me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

A̵̱͓̤͚͍͖͔̅̀̓̑̽̌͛̏̓̇͝r̸̨̛̰͖̲̟͍̍͑́͠e̵̞̥̫̙̯̓͐͝ ̶͕̝̻͓̺͙͑̌̚͠ͅͅy̴̜̫̤̮̋o̴̧̜̬͙͙͖̊̃̄́̅͗͛̐̆̑̈́͠u̶̬̹̱̩͚̮̹̪͊̓̔̏ͅ ̸̨̡͍͚̼̟̻͈̣̲̱̈̐̐͒̄̕ͅs̵̤̽̈́̉̒̊̋u̸̢͉̩̣͈̙̼̘̘̥͎͕̎̄̾͗̇̕r̴̠͎̿͆̋̏e̶̖͖̱̮͈͉̥̭̺̺̗̋͋͌̏͒̓̓̽̚̕͜͝ ̶̭̼͖̝̫̭̭̖̣̞̗̜͂̀̐͛̍̒̈̚t̶̲̬̺͇͕̺͙͔͓̫͔̤̺̿̄̓̈͌̈́̕͠ḩ̶̺͓̱͚̥̓ȁ̶̡̳̟̞̠̀̇̆̀̉̒̈́͂̌̑t̴̥̥͍̠̖̠͍͇̰́́̀̈́͋̑͗͗͘'̸̢̨̤͖̱̭̰̠̻̓͜ͅͅs̸̡̡̘̱̘̭̜͉̓̈́͐͋͋͌ͅ ̶͖̖͗̑̐̐͗̌͐n̷̳͉͔͙̒̏͛̉̚̚͠͝ơ̸͚̤̤̯̥̤̪͖̰̝̦͖̈́͑͛̎͆̚͜͠͝t̵̖̠̘͚̯̲̝͇̭͕̮̖̅́͒̏̊̀̌͂͝ ̷̹̼͚͕͂̎̓̽̐̔t̶̫͕̻̠̣͝h̵̨̹̱̻̐͐̑̈́͂̕͝e̵͇͕̿ ̴̺̤͓̜̖̫̙͐̋̂̆͊̔̓̿̾̂͝͠ͅd̴̢̬̰͔̞̬͓̣͍̈́̽̎͠r̸̢̘̝̻̲̥̻̞̖̝̖͚̅̄͋͜e̶̢̫̹̞͓̮̭̬̟̯͓͇̍̉̏̍̐͂͂̊͘̕ȁ̴̩͙̠̟͈̲̗̝͋̔̉̾̾̏͘m̴̡̨̧̭̳̬̠̬̂̀̀ ̶̢̛̲̞̻̈͋̎̊͗̎̈̌̋͝ţ̷̳̱̳̗͝a̶͉̼̫͉̫̺̼̍͌̀̊̇̈́ͅl̴̨̤̣̯̲̠͙̝̬̳̥̒͌̊k̷̡̲̩̭̖̬̳͗͜ī̵̮̤̋ň̵̢͕̗̞̜͓͔̽͗̂̂̍͛̊̑̽̊g̴̙͍̭̟̼̔̐̂͗̏̋̂̕͜?̴͉̤̥͔̯͆́̎̎̋͊̃͘͠͝

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Mayans were right. The world ended in 2012 and we're actually in hell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the Mayans were right, guess that would mean we're probably in Xibalbá.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Except we pissed in the fountain

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I'm sorry, but anyone voting for this cunt is garbage. Or piece of shit, or however you may call them. If I would find out anyone in my life voted for this motherfucker, they would be out of my life for good.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yep that's what I did. fuck em.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then Bush Senior was said to lose the election by checking his watch during a debate...

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And poor Howard Dean who got castrated for simply getting excited at his own rally...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't that the one where the media isolated his yell to make it a million times worse?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know if they manipulated it any, but they definitely put all the focus on it and how 'non-presidential' it was. He has to go to sleep every night hoping he doesn't wake up.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

No no, they hedged their bets, they have stein too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Nah he is a genius, always thinking one step ahead. He's training for prison

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Deepthroat Donnie remembers to skillfully tease the shaft.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

I assumed when I read that he acted out oral sex that he acted out performing it on a woman but hmmm no ...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fuckface 45 earning his name

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yup! That's where I got the inspiration.

[–] Enkers 15 points 1 week ago

I read about this early today and thought the media was over-exaggerating, but nope, I guess not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

All those people are trash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

It's amazing that something he did at a public event would be marked [nsfw]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I should not have clicked that. Thankfully, I'm going to kill some brain cells soon. So, I'm gonna 100% forget it! 😁

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

he's been playing gay peek-a-boo this whole time. leaving a breadcrumb trail of gay clues behind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My issue isn't that Trump would be sucking Putin's dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say "so you want Ukraine? You got it!"

In fact Trump doing this to "get his mic stand up" just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer's dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls "daddy" tells him he's been a bad girl and spanks him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I can't believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo

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